I’m the best and perfect teacher;
braggart, conceited and clever.
I walk so proud and confident;
Always in church but don’t repent.
I never admit my mistakes.
Praises are only words I take.
My work is to humiliate,
for my ego to elevate.
I always sit in my office.
Annoying those who are at peace.
My students don’t like me that’s true,
I really don’t care for them too.
Others think I should retire
from this position I desire.
As long as I have this power,
insults to them I shall shower.